i've never given much thought to how i'd die...

...but Jessica has.

So, everyone, say your goodbyes to me before I leave for Washington on the 24th. Jessica has several ways for ending me, the only thing is: which will she choose?

1) push megan off a cliff at first beach
2) push megan off a cliff at second beach.
3) find an ant hill in forks that is home to those fire ants - push megan into the ant hill
4) leave megan in victoria, Canada and steal her passport
5) get megan drunk in port angeles and convince her to fall asleep in a garbage can
6) drown megan in the pacific ocean
7) sell megan to the angry fish mongers in seattle
8) sell megan to the chinese in chinatown in seattle
9) get megan drunk and leave her in downtown seattle and the newborns/crackheads get her
10) push megan off the ferry while en route from PA to victoria

And in the words of Jessica, "I'm totally going to pull a 300 move as I'm pushing you... but instead of saying.. 'THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA,' I'm going to say... 'THIS IS LA PUSH BABYYYYYYYYY.'"

For those who I will not get to say goodbye to: it was nice knowing you.